The scene takes place
in a pirate boat, off the Adriatic sea, among a captain and his young ship’s
boy…
« Ship to core
Captain… »
« You pirate carnival ! We are in Hrvatska
Republika ship’s boy, the country of a thousand islands. Do you really know where
the hell are we ! »
« Yes Captain… We
are going to land at Omis, the
famous pirate’s town… »
« You apprentice coconut pirate !! What can we
find in this strange place ! »
« First… We can
go swimming and enjoying the nice and warm Adriatic sea… »
« Thousands thunders !! I need a rest since this
last expedition to the Karakoram mountains ! »
« Then… We can
have good dinners and drinks near the pirate’s fort downtown city… »
« Hell and damnation !! I miss grilled fish and
Pina Colada since this last trip to Pakistan ! »
« Then… Omis is surronded by nice limestone
walls… We can find many sportclimbing spots and multipitch aera too…There is a
wonderful 300 m route with 7 pitches : 5c/6b+/6a/6b+/5a/5a/5c. We could climb
it in the morning, before sun gets too high and too warm…The view from summit must be very nice... »
« Trillion miles portholes !! Sun and good rock,
it sounds perfect. But what about girls in bikinis ! I haven’t seen any
last two months ! »
« Well Captain, we are very close to Split and it’s full of beautiful and
sophisticated sirens… But I have heard about a much better one for you Captain…
Ena , the blacksmith’s daughter… She trains in Sustipan aera… She climbs above the sea… Deep Water Solo… In order
to control her fears...and I was told she recently climbed her first 7a in Visoke Pole aera..."
« You,
old talkative parrot !! What a girl !! Maybe I could climb this
little big wall with her ! Where is it located exactly ? and what the
name of this route ? if you dare tell me ! »
« It’s on Ilinac Cliff… Very close to the nice Cetina
river… But for the name Captain… it’s a secret… the Secret of Cetina… »
« Captain…Captain…
You have fallen asleep… Were you going to dream ?? It’s time to go back
home… I think… »
« You are right, you young Istok !! I was
sleeping… The blacksmith’s daughter… I have no more energy !! It’s time to
go back home now and grab away our pirate’s earring ! But we will be
back ! Because this dreaming place is full of marvelous routes to climb
and many more to open !!! »